Witness my shame!

Last night as I left a dorm cafeteria on campus around ten o’clock (and by the way I’m a writing tutor there, NOT a desperate and sad old pregnant woman trying to regain her youth trolling for 19 year old boys) and was walking to the parking garage, a car full of dudes rolled by and a mustachioed Latino fellow leaning far out the passenger window shouted at me “Heeeeeeyyyy Mami!”

I don’t think he was referencing the pregnant belly, though. With my jacket on (it was like 40 degrees on the first of October, what the fuck?) you’d be hard pressed to see that I am, indeed, a fallen woman.

Without the jacket, however, it’s getting undeniable. So, some pregnant pics of me at 19 weeks. With –*BONUS*– my head actually in them this time.

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